Office clichés

October 23, 2006 at 7:25 am (Espresso)

1.) “Why don’t you liaise with Henry and the accounts department .”

Liaise? Henry I could handle, I’m not sleeping with the accounts department. The most boring group sex ever. Leaver-arch folder sex.

2.) “I’ll ping you the details.”

– Really? Sure you don’t want me to pong you first?

3.) “We have to improve synergies.”

– Sure. How about improving vocabulary?

4.) “Did you have a good weekend?”

– No. I found a tumour the size of Greenland on my neck. It is inhabited by polar bears and penguins. I am in discussions with doctors and ecologists about how to remove it.


  1. Phil said,

    Your really funny.

  2. m&m said,

    really gives me some good replies to give the morons in the office.


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