Soccer update

July 1, 2006 at 10:34 pm (Freshly squeezed orange juice)

By the SBC sport desk: Those with only a vague interest in the World Cup may be interested to know that Iran, Ghana and Brazil are no longer in the running. Iran was knocked out by France tonight in a match where Zinadine Zidane kicked a ball many times. Ghana did not make it to the finals, which surprised many. Brazil never stood a chance. Its ball-kickers can now expect to return to their soccer-mad Islamic country to be, er, kicked in the balls. England invented the sport and postage stamps. Television, which everyone depends on to watch soccer, was invented by the Scots who are not so good at football.



  1. naveed said,

    yea so it appears you have Brazil and Iran confused…wow

  2. Negar said,

    it also appears that your readers have no sense of humor whatsoever!

    I believe you just started this blog (but then I could be wrong as I often am). welcome to the blog world and keep up the good work 🙂

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