Perhaps it’s a fault of evolution that we’ve surpassed six-year-olds in ability. The average six-year-old is as efficient as a dolphin. If humans were to be arrested in that stage, and taught to jump through hoops, the world would be safer.
Never saw a menu quite like the one below. Shoreditch, east London, last night. It’s actually a Thai cafe. But still, v. charming. Food wasn’t bad. Am on to fish. Too much meat of late. Put it all in freezer. Might get into fish for a while. Hmm. Fish. Punched three trick-or-treaters at Hallowe’en. Of course, I didn’t. Am surprised people allow children to knock on doors in Camberwell though. The other night a 19-year-old male was killed by an Uzi, at club called, get this, Aristocrats. That’s like having a club for toffs called Peasants.
Given that we keep hearing British troops are under-equipped in Afghanistan, it’s odd our street thugs are so well-equipped. In my day, we had pistols at dawn. None of this machine-gun toting nonsense.