Bachelor’s tidy
- Socks do not belong with bank statements
- Bill envelopes must be opened, not thrown away
- Socks must be hole-punched and placed in a divider file, bank statements washed and placed in drawer
- Lionel Richie should not be on iTunes
- Two bananas on kitchen work-top – eat
- Thomas The Tank Engine pencil sharpener – give to child
- Bamboo recorder on mantelpiece – nail to wall
- Bike helmet – on head. Then…
- Fridge (the subconscious of household mess) – buy new one with nothing in it
- Pic of gran – funny how gran became a photograph.
Making sense
There is an incense-stick holder with a Buddha outside my living room my window. I told a friend it’s there keep the thieves away. He said: “The two biggest Buddhas in the world couldn’t stop the Taliban”. And there went my anti-burglary device.
